Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
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9 comments:
Love these. Very funny.
Fly girl. . . that was so funny. I do love it.
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Ha ha ha.. these are so funny! And scary if all happens to you! Thanks for sharing..
Hahaha that was funny awright!!
Very good and sad if true :)
You would want to run and never stop!
Getting my 9/11 post ready to already.
Can't wait and glad to be part.
Very good and sad if true :)
You would want to run and never stop!
Getting my 9/11 post ready to already.
Can't wait and glad to be part.
funny....have a great friday....
WOAH! Funny but scary!!! Thanks for a good one, I never saw these before!
My wife hates that I look better in a skirt than she does.
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