Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The Good, Bad, and Ugly

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.

Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.

Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

10 comments:

Sue said...

Love these. Very funny.

Sicilian said...

Fly girl. . . that was so funny. I do love it.
Ciao

Hliza said...

Ha ha ha.. these are so funny! And scary if all happens to you! Thanks for sharing..

SJ said...

Hahaha that was funny awright!!

Hannelie said...

Very good and sad if true :)
You would want to run and never stop!
Getting my 9/11 post ready to already.
Can't wait and glad to be part.

Hannelie said...

Very good and sad if true :)
You would want to run and never stop!
Getting my 9/11 post ready to already.
Can't wait and glad to be part.

DayByDay4-2Day said...

Some of those are too much!

Diego said...

funny....have a great friday....

Bar Bar A said...

WOAH! Funny but scary!!! Thanks for a good one, I never saw these before!

NWJR said...

My wife hates that I look better in a skirt than she does.